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Parks and Recreation is so prefect

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So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.

Guess who!? If you’re guess is “drug dealer who uses a ‘wooooo-woooo’ bird call to gather his buyers outside you’re aunts apartment building,” you guessed right. I should be a secret agent. It’s probably really bad that I’m posting this on the internet, but whatever. HE WALKS HIS DOG AS HE SELLS TO MAKE IT LOOK LESS SUSPICIOUS. I was laughing so hard when I saw this shit go down.

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Shanequa girl, yo metaphors be PERFECT

LOL I WON’T BUY CUPS, SHANNON…we’ll share one.